UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
