So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
please don't ironically join a cult
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