Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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