she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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