your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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