I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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