32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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