You surviving the open bar?
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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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