Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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