what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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