Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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