I'm eating all of the evidence.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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