Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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