so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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