yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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