Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
