Can Purell be used as lube?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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