TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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