i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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