I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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