Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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