rhymes with "ouble enetration"
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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