He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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