this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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