Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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