Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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