for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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