? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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