At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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