But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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