did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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