I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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