I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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