We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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