You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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