You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
send nudes
from the living room?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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