can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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