dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Someone came in the potted fern
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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