i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
