awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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