I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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