So drunk its hurt
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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