you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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