Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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