When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm too high and old for this...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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