Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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