I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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