Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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