official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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