Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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