I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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