Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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