STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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