After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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